 - Last login: 3 hours agoActionJeans
- Gabriel is a 31 year old married guy from San Antonio, Texas, USA.
- Likes 855 pages, 228 videos, 6 photos • 128 fans • Received 62 reviews
- Member since Aug 18, 2006
This account is mostly just for posting stuff I think is funny. Enjoy it for what it's worth, but I'm not much for socializing on SU. Quite frankly, most of you people are creepy and I don't like you.
I post a lot of videos with SUE (Stumble Upon Extreme), If you want to see them on my page you need to use Google to find out what I'm talking about and install that shit.
Favorites » His Blog
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Apr 21, 9:12am
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I'm adding an archive index for those of you who might be wondering, "What kind of stupid shit was this complete stranger looking at on the internet six months ago, anyway?". Now you can find out with less clicking:
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YouTube - Winning a street knife fight
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Apr 21, 9:11am
1 review
video, stabbing, instuctional
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGkJ5ZvhhBc
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Finally, an instructional video for regular Joes like me, who are sick and tired of not being good at stabbing.
SUE
Watch The Original
Seriously, check out how that creepy guy appears from out of the bushes for no good reason. HOLY. SHIT.
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MilkandCookies - Futurama: Sudden Intense Global Warming …
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Apr 20, 1:55am
1 review
television, video, comedy
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/56267/detail/
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I love Futurama.
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http://www.tindeck.com/audio/filestore/y/yequ-ucker_furry_7-4-07.mp3
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Apr 19, 10:34pm
1 review
baseball, humor, radio
http://www.tindeck.com/audio/filestore/y/yequ-ucker_furry_7-4-07.mp3
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Worlds collide as Bob Uecker gives his take on "furriers" (furries) during color commentary for a Bruins game.
It's surreal to hear him switching back and forth between describing a baseball game, and riffing on the deviants in animal costumes convening at his hotel.
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YouTube - The Machine Girl trailer
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Apr 19, 10:07pm
6 reviews
movies, video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI
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If this trailer is any indication, Machine Girl is going to be not only the greatest movie of all time, but the apex of human achievement in general.
SUE
Watch The Original
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http://vodpod.com/remixflvplayer.swf?file=http://web2.vodpod.com:80/video/trans/…
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Apr 16, 1:29am
1 review
video, oddities
http://vodpod.com/remixflvplayer.swf?file=http://web2.vodpod.com:80/video/tra...
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Nicholas White takes the cigarette break from hell. I really have to wonder why he never said "Fuck it", and just lit it up in the elevator. I don't see the building owner having the nerve to give him shit for it after this.
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Mazapán.se - You Have To Burn The Rope
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Apr 15, 12:00am
123 reviews
online-games
http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php
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You have to burn the rope.
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boom...(cough)...boom...
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Apr 13, 4:35pm
152 reviews
humor
http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html
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I've got some -
person 1: "My dog lost his nose in an accident."
person 2: "How does he smell?"
person 1: "He can't. I told you, he doesn't have a nose, you insensitive bastard."
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Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
A: He was emotionally unstable, and prone to violent fits of irrational anger. I say "was", because he eventually killed his family, then himself.
In light of such a tragic development, it now seems arbitrary to have started out mentioning something as trivial as a clock thrown from a window. I apologize.
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A man comes home with a duck under his arm, to his wife's surprise.
"What the hell is going on?!", she demands.
He proclaims, "This is the pig I've been fucking.".
"But that's a duck." she replies.
The man then realizes he is a paranoid schizophrenic.
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http://www.xxlmag.com/online?p=20332
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Mar 30, 4:35am
9 reviews
hip-hop
http://www.xxlmag.com/online?p=20332
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DMX is fucking retarded.
From the page:
Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.
You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton.
His NAME is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!
Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' NAME, yo. That ain't that nigga's NAME. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
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Tom green can rap from dinodynamite
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Mar 28, 3:41am
1 review
hip-hop, television, video, freestyle
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d3648a8ff1
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Tom Green can rap. I guess it's old news to some people, but it's surreal to watch for someone like me, who just knows him as the guy who had ball-cancer surgery on MTV.
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